Humor

He will teach you patience. He will teach you restraint. He is not currently practicing either.

Patience. Restraint. Not Currently Practicing Either.

Every pickleball community has one of these players — the hypocrisy is universal, unspoken, and instantly recognizable from the first word

His brother-in-law came for Easter brunch. He left with a paddle and a Tuesday night commitment.

The game lasted twelve minutes. The parking lot breakdown is approaching forty.

The paddle spec sheet reads like a defense contract. He bought it to hit a ball that weighs one ounce.

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