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Area Man Cites Decades of Data Confirming He Performs 22 Percent Better on the Left Side. He Has Played Eight Months.
Area Man Cites Decades of Data Confirming He Performs 22 Percent Better on the Left Side. He Has Played Eight Months.
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Area Man Describes Recreational Hobby Using Language Previously Reserved For Divorce Proceedings And Career Changes
Area Man Describes Recreational Hobby Using Language Previously Reserved For Divorce Proceedings And Career Changes
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The paddle arrived Tuesday. The third shot drop is still pending.
The paddle arrived Tuesday. The third shot drop is still pending.
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Pre-game visualization. 8:15 AM drop-in. Free with membership.
Pre-game visualization. 8:15 AM drop-in. Free with membership.
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Swing weight optimized. Twist weight verified. Lost the dink battle to a garage sale paddle.
Swing weight optimized. Twist weight verified. Lost the dink battle to a garage sale paddle.
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He watches two hours of strategy videos a night. On court he drives every ball as hard as he can.
He watches two hours of strategy videos a night. On court he drives every ball as hard as he can.
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She warmed up for forty minutes. Thirty-five of them were about her paddle.
She warmed up for forty minutes. Thirty-five of them were about her paddle.
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He introduced himself with his DUPR before his name. She did not find this unusual.
He introduced himself with his DUPR before his name. She did not find this unusual.
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The sport just secured a quarter-billion in funding. Court signup is still a shared Google Sheet with three naming conflicts.
The sport just secured a quarter-billion in funding. Court signup is still a shared Google Sheet with three naming conflicts.
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She has communicated more with her doubles partner this week than with her husband. Her doubles partner also gets more eye contact.
She has communicated more with her doubles partner this week than with her husband. Her doubles partner also gets more eye contact.
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The ball machine was going to change everything. It changed the garage layout.
The ball machine was going to change everything. It changed the garage layout.
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Called a timeout in open play. There is no timeout in open play.
Called a timeout in open play. There is no timeout in open play.
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She spent eleven minutes explaining the ATP to her opponent. Lost the point on a backhand reset into the net.
She spent eleven minutes explaining the ATP to her opponent. Lost the point on a backhand reset into the net.
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For nine games she was just out here having fun. At match point she started stacking.
For nine games she was just out here having fun. At match point she started stacking.
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His pre-serve routine runs longer than the average rally.
His pre-serve routine runs longer than the average rally.
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Career-high DUPR: 4.12. Career-high heart rate arguing about it: 186.
Career-high DUPR: 4.12. Career-high heart rate arguing about it: 186.
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He hasn't drilled in six weeks, but he can tell you the grit on every paddle face in the tri-state area.
He hasn't drilled in six weeks, but he can tell you the grit on every paddle face in the tri-state area.
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Just here to have fun. Has been absolutely devastated for eleven minutes.
Just here to have fun. Has been absolutely devastated for eleven minutes.
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He will teach you patience. He will teach you restraint. He is not currently practicing either.
He will teach you patience. He will teach you restraint. He is not currently practicing either.
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His brother-in-law came for Easter brunch. He left with a paddle and a Tuesday night commitment.
His brother-in-law came for Easter brunch. He left with a paddle and a Tuesday night commitment.
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The game lasted twelve minutes. The parking lot breakdown is approaching forty.
The game lasted twelve minutes. The parking lot breakdown is approaching forty.
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The paddle spec sheet reads like a defense contract. He bought it to hit a ball that weighs one ounce.
The paddle spec sheet reads like a defense contract. He bought it to hit a ball that weighs one ounce.
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They declared April National Pickleball Month. His wife would like to know what the other eleven are called.
They declared April National Pickleball Month. His wife would like to know what the other eleven are called.
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He has watched the Erne tutorial fourteen times. His feet never leave the ground.
He has watched the Erne tutorial fourteen times. His feet never leave the ground.
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Bought the $380 paddle. Still losing to the guy with the wooden one.
Bought the $380 paddle. Still losing to the guy with the wooden one.
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The Sacramento Open bracket dropped this morning. He has been refreshing the draw for three hours. He plays on Tuesdays.
The Sacramento Open bracket dropped this morning. He has been refreshing the draw for three hours. He plays on Tuesdays.
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He watched all six episodes of Partners. His dink is still inconsistent.
He watched all six episodes of Partners. His dink is still inconsistent.
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Eleven paddle brands got sued. His is from Amazon. He is not named but he is monitoring the situation.
Eleven paddle brands got sued. His is from Amazon. He is not named but he is monitoring the situation.
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He watched every point of the Texas Open. His third-shot drop has not changed.
He watched every point of the Texas Open. His third-shot drop has not changed.
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Listed as a 3.5. That was the only soft thing about his game.
Listed as a 3.5. That was the only soft thing about his game.
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The couch moved six months ago. Nobody talks about it.
The couch moved six months ago. Nobody talks about it.
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He came directly from the wedding reception. He will not be apologizing.
He came directly from the wedding reception. He will not be apologizing.
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Six weeks ago he was a banger. Now he has a philosophy.
Six weeks ago he was a banger. Now he has a philosophy.
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Teaches everyone. Beats no one.
Teaches everyone. Beats no one.
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He needed 4 seconds to decide. The ball was 8 inches out.
He needed 4 seconds to decide. The ball was 8 inches out.
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The spirit is willing. The third shot drop is not.
The spirit is willing. The third shot drop is not.
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The market is volatile. My DUPR is worse.
The market is volatile. My DUPR is worse.
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It's a rec paddle ban. You play at the Y on Wednesdays. It does not matter.
It's a rec paddle ban. You play at the Y on Wednesdays. It does not matter.
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