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Six weeks ago he was a banger. Now he has a philosophy.

Dink Enlightenment

The banger-to-dink-convert identity transformation is one of the most universally recognized arcs in recreational pickleball — players either are this person, were this person, or play against this person every single week.

He has watched the Erne tutorial fourteen times. His feet never leave the ground.

Bought the $380 paddle. Still losing to the guy with the wooden one.

The Sacramento Open bracket dropped this morning. He has been refreshing the draw for three hours. He plays on Tuesdays.

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