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Coach Never Wins

Every court has this person — and every player has been this person at least once — so the self-recognition lands instantly and the community laughs because it is affectionate not mean.

He has watched the Erne tutorial fourteen times. His feet never leave the ground.

Bought the $380 paddle. Still losing to the guy with the wooden one.

The Sacramento Open bracket dropped this morning. He has been refreshing the draw for three hours. He plays on Tuesdays.

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