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It's a rec paddle ban. You play at the Y on Wednesdays. It does not matter.

The Paddle Recall Spiral

Proton paddles were officially banned from all PPA/MLP/USA Pickleball professional play on March 27-30, 2026 due to unpaid debts — the ban explicitly applies to pro sanctioned play, with amateur implications still TBD, but the community is already spiraling.

He has watched the Erne tutorial fourteen times. His feet never leave the ground.

Bought the $380 paddle. Still losing to the guy with the wooden one.

The Sacramento Open bracket dropped this morning. He has been refreshing the draw for three hours. He plays on Tuesdays.

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